What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?

In my mind, just buying sanitary napkins is so hard!

Wife asks me to buy her sanitary napkins

My life is already hard. I don't want to add to the burden of life by remembering the sizes of pads 🤣🤣🤣

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Finally I called my wife again.

Once you arrive at the supermarket…

At the beginning of our marriage, when my wife was unable to go shopping, I was the one who went to the supermarket. Sometimes my wife forgot that her sanitary napkins were out of stock and insisted on buying them immediately. In the end, I was the one who bought them.

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

It turns out there are quite a lot huh 🤣 Wanted to take any, afraid of making a mistake. Finally called my wife.

And until now I don't want to know what the different functions are between sanitary napkin sizes 23, 26, 29, 35, etc.

Wife: "Just buy the 23 cm one, okay?"

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

To make sure it was correct, I took a photo and sent it to my wife's WhatsApp.

"Honey, this size is correct. 29 cm, right?"

After a while, I saw that this pad had "29 cm" on it? What is this?

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

Wife: "Buy XXX brand"

After getting married, I just found out that sanitary napkins come in various sizes.

Turns out I bought the wrong one 😂 luckily I called first. Finally I went back to the sanitary napkin rack to look for the 23 cm one. After searching here and there, I finally found it.

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

"Okay got it!" excitedly as he ended the call.